I hate the public. The public is stupid.– Javert, Book II. (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
when i turn 18
mom: go do this thing
me: dobby is a free elf now, dobby has no master
sabrinagrimm: liking a character that’s really controversial and having to constantly explain why they’re a good person
tushi: why is the news breaking. who broke it. how much are repairs
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
tinychatter: “honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk
beyoncebeytwice: i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means
redridinghoodandthesourwolf: chiblogger: chiblogger: GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK oh my gOD You’re either in a dramatic rendition of the Princess and the Frog or you’re in the first five minutes of a Supernatural episode.
nyozeka: i hope my first child is a dragon
meladoodle: i’m gonna start a gang but everyone has to wear heelys (and helmets cause we gotta be safe)
thefaultinourfandoms: fasterfood: “dad i got accepted into harvard!!” “son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u to be such a nerd”
internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
nippled: *throws flower petals at you* be my friend
earthnation: will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
sherwat: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Here in Canada you can Here in England we just… scream and run Here in Scotland we paint our...